why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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