And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
