We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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