She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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