Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
