Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
