do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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