Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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