i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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