also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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