i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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