it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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