Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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