Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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