apparently the secret to your success is patron
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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