Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
two words...techno handjob
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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