i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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