i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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