You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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