I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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