they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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