Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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