We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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