After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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