I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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