Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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