these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
not ubering you a puppy
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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