I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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