We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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