My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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