I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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