spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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