will power is for people who don't want to get laid
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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