His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
