I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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