i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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