So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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