ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Gay?
German.
Pity.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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