Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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