I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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