We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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