Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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