I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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