My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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