i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I know her cup size but not her name....
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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