one two three fourrrrnication!
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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