her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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