That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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