i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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