It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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