i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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