jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Do vagina's smell?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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